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im volunteering at the old folks home, donating blood to africa, and money to the hospital. ive switched off beer and over to drinking 100 mile ethically grown, organic kale pro-biotic yogurt smoothies and my life still isnt all sugar plums and gum drops! f-this, f-that and f-u: nickelback!! maybe im on a bad luck streak or maybe this thing is cursed. either way, im convinced this is whats holding me back. come rescue me from what is ruining my life and missing from making yours perfect! lets make a trade and share a rare moment neither the canucks, whitecraps nor lions do: a win-win!
ignore the map. im not actually a homeless guy living off bbq squirrels in the park...
payment plan ok. if you want this, im sure we can work something out -kinda like how tinder works right? lowball offers ok but forgive me if i dont reply to crappy deals though -also kinda like how tinder works eh? also eligible to trade for things equal or greater in value to $.83 and i mean that! im a tough negotiator and i wont be taken like leslie nielsen's stupid daughter! ~sorry, i dont think you actually stupid. truthfully... im a sucker for stupid dumb naive instagram girls. so, um... er... uh... anyways... i likely have enough catsup for the zombie apocalypse, but thanks for your consideration!
i am looking for:
bike cable lock
... (and/or rich trophy wife)