I'm not sure what kind of garbage human steals an elderly person's walker but it makes me want to believe in some religion or other to feel good that somebody's eventually going to get a pitchfork in the taint.
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This enterprising individual would have had to enter our yard and trigger *three* security lights to get as far as they would have had to get to take. A. WALKER. A WALKER. THAT AN 84-YEAR-OLD MAN USES TO GET AROUND. What a stealthy and clever ninja they must be.
If you happen to see a blue and black walker discarded in the Trout Lake/Nanaimo Station area, please let me know. I have a feeling this suppurating pustule would have discovered pretty quick that a walker does not have the resale and/or amusement value that their hollowed-out mind initially thought.
Also just keep your doors locked and nothing visible in your vehicles. I figure this was random, doorknob-checking, whatever-isn't-nailed-down kind of planning.