Big old sale! You can find joy in the items that no longer bring me joy! Some of these items are:
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Clothing (feminine styles that anybody can wear!)
Books (political texts and other fun titles)
An unopened tube of bacon flavoured toothpaste! yum yum
I also have a really nice cat named Velcro, he will be my sales assistant and you can pet him for FREE!
Please don't be one of those career garage salers who knocks on my door early. It's fine to lurk in the driveway but if you knock on my door at 9am you will leave empty handed and both Velcro and I will scorn you mercilessly.