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IMPROVE BIKE LANES NOW (Vancouver)

Its about time improvements are made to bike lanes. Every 2 blocks the bike lanes should funnel down to a narrow single lane which ends with a pit . At the bottom of the pit there should be some sort of meat grinder or wood chipper . Under the grinder there should be a conveyor belt which separates the valuable metal from the bicycle and the useless human waste from the cyclist. The metal from the bicycles can then be recycled into something usefull like tin cans or clothes line poles. The human waste could be mixed in with the hamburg meat at McDonalds improving the taste and quality of their burgers. They can call it the McScrumptious Meal. It would be a good way of getting rid of the arseholes that get to use roads for free while us tax paying motorists have to pay for them. Most of those gay bastards are just joy riding over speed bumps in crotchless spandex on bicycles that dont even have a seat anyway. So its about time changes are made to bike lanes that will improve things all the way around. Its a win win as far as im concerned.
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